Thursday, January 23, 2014

Rusty Fischer's Zombies Don't Cry

Phew, according to Blogger, the last time I wrote an actual book review was back on 5/2/2011. Wow. I have read hundreds and hundreds of books since then (seriously, I had to switch to using an app to track the books I read because I was starting to pick up the same book twice and I don't have time for that when there's new stuff in the world). 
Here's a blurry iPhone picture of my iPad with the book on it... 
I received an ARC of the third book in the Living Dead Love Story series, Zombies Don't Surrender, from the LibraryThing Early Reviewers but hadn't read the first two books. You know how I am about series, or you should, but thankfully, the publisher was super nice and sent me the first two books as well. I blew through Zombies Don't Cry ninja fast. It's a fun story, definitely YA, but not sickeningly so (there is mention of panties, and some language).

I tend to steer clear of the YA genre because a lot of the time I feel like the authors are pandering to what they feel parents want their kids to read and not what the kids actually want to read. There is a line between "adult" material and "teen" material that is pretty blurry, but the experiences I've had with YA over the last few years have been way too squeaky clean. I'm not asking for graphic sex, or even any sex, but an understanding of what kids are thinking and the experiences they're having everyday is essential when writing from the POV of a 17 year old.  I felt that Rusty Fischer was able to capture that teenage mindset really well, and all without a single mention of teen pregnancy!

If you don't know how much I love zombies by now, then you totally don't know me at all. Really. I have a serious thing for the undead. Zombies Don't Cry starts off at the end (or near end) of the story and then backtracks. This works really well in that you don't know which of her two potential love interests Maddy digs up from his grave until the very end of the book (probably one of the best pieces of literary misdirection I've ever read), and it keeps your interest because you're trying to piece together what you know of the end along every step in the journey.

A lot of the book centers around third period Home Ec class… now, I went to high school in Florida not all that crazy long ago, and Home Economics was not an available course. Is Home Ec still a thing? Anywho, it is useful and fits with the story. Students have been going missing from this one class since the beginning of the year, and it's only October. Law enforcement doesn't seem to care; all the deaths have been ruled accidental (by Maddy's dad, the coroner, no less), what's a missing brain here and there? No biggie. So this girl, Maddy, and her best friend, Hazel (who's totally evil btw, and Maddy just doesn't seem to get it. From our first encounter with Hazel she just comes across, to me anyway, as totally toxic) are in class, trying to deal with the dwindling class attendance and creepy bullies (who turn out to be bad zombies, aka Zerkers) that just wreck their days. Then things start to get weird (as if they weren't weird enough when a good chunk of the kids from one class just up and died) and Maddy meets a super hot guy, gets asked out, breaks all of her dad's house rules, and dies. Yup, break your father's rules and die. More kids need to learn that lesson, lol.  

So once Maddy becomes a zombie, she has to go meet the "elders" and be sworn in or whatever, and it's all very strange. The elders and their zombie cops are the one part of the book that wasn't totally clear to me. Let's run this down.

In this z-verse, there are:
1. "Normals" aka Humans
2. "Good" zombies, the ones like Maddy who are made naturally and who subsist off of non-human brains.
3."Zerkers" bad bad zombies who are bitten and go crazy and like to kill kill kill.
4. Elders, who I guess are really old good zombies and are described as being icky and gross and made me picture stereotypical mafia bosses… only more skeletal.
5. "Sentinels," these guys are the zombie cops. I think.

Now this is all great! Have a zerker uprising in your small Florida town? Call in the Sentinels! Wrong. You don't call the Sentinels. You handle the uprising yourself and then run and hide from the Sentinels. Really. I'm hoping this whole Elders/Zombies/Sentinel dynamic is explored further in the next books because the Elders seem pretty cool. They put out a book called The Guide to the Proper Care and Feeding of Zombies (now in its 24th edition!), so how bad and uncaring can they really be?


Other than my confusion about the perfect solution to the zerker problem, this was a super fun read. It's got loads of angst (seriously, the main character is not only in high school and having boy trouble, but she freakin' dies in the beginning of the book) but is balanced out with plenty of humor and witty repartee and everything fun and awesome I look for in a good book. I highly recommend Zombies Don't Cry, you won't be disappointed, unless you're not looking for a funny zombie romance. Then you will be sadly disappointed. I'm now off to read book two, Zombies Don't Forgive.

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

The Daily Kelly - Day 273

Oh look, it's another nearly-frozen selfie of Kelly working... I think that giant window is one of the worst architectural features of all time brrrr...
 I received this updated picture of the most awesome puppy gift of all time... it's totally not Invincible, but she's still able to play with it :-)

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

The Daily Kelly - Day 272

The first thing I have to say about today? It's freaking cold! Seriously, this is Georgia. We don't usually do cold...

 I got up and clocked in for work, Calli decided to camp out in front of the heater...

Cokaya jumped up to look out the window (notice she's on her tiptoes) and then jumped down because it was too cold. 

Calli stepped away from the heater to curl up in my lap for a bit (don't judge my Best Buy snuggie, it's COLD!)

Then, I turned off the heater after I clocked out from work and Calli looked at me like I'd broken her heart...

When it came time to go to bed, Cokaya was there to keep an eye on me again. :-)

Sunday, January 5, 2014

The Daily Kelly - Day 271

Today, I tried to work. I really did. But my asthma has gotten so out of control that I couldn't even take a deep enough breath to speak on the phone. It was no bueno.

So here I am now with my trusty "Dog" Cokaya firmly attached to my side in bed.

While I was trying to work earlier, I was doing breathing treatments and noticed these weird notches cut into my nebulizer. They are a perfect fit for two different parts of to attach to it. The standing up version is totally cool and useful to keep your solution in case you need to pause during a treatment. Not so sure what the point is of the sideways orientation. 

 One last ditch effort to make myself feel better... hot chocolate in the fancy Beauty and the Beast mug my sister got me for Christmas... it was yummy at least.

Saturday, January 4, 2014

The Daily Kelly - Day 270

Remembered to take a pic right before bed... yes, that is a giant mountain of tissue paper behind me. I'm trying to reorganize my wrapping supplies before I put them all away. I hit the after Christmas clearance at Hobby Lobby today and my total discount was over $50... my total that I actually paid was $14. Win!

Friday, January 3, 2014

The Daily Kelly - Day 269

Phew, today was a busy busy day. But totally worth it and a ton of fun :-)

I started out the day driving to Atehns to go shooting with my boyfriend and his parents. This was tough for me because it was the first time I've been shooting since I broke my wrist. I didn't make it too far, only through two clips before my hand/wrist were too achy. I shoot left handed, so I can only imagine how bad the pain would have been if I were shooting with my right hand. Here's a pic of how I did... I've done worse...

Later that afternoon, my family FaceTimed to let me know their presents from me had finally arrived!
Sterling, Kristy, Isaiah, and Stella. Sterling and Stella are the "bonus kids" aka my sister's boyfriend's kids.
My family! My sister (Kristy) and my clone (Isaiah). 
The unwrapping begins...
My boyfriend got my nephew a super cool XBoxOne prize pack...  
After that, things got a little bit crazy... 
Remember the zombie doll? It turned out to be her favorite Christmas present! She even made it a bed and everything, lol. It's okay, her favorite show is the Waking Dead.

Thursday, January 2, 2014

The Daily Kelly - Day 268

One of the best things about working from home is that nobody cares what you wear. You can be comfy cozy all the time. (This is also one downer of working from home, because you can easily lose any sense of proper attire, lol). 
So tonight I was on Skype with my coworkers and had video on (since we've all got Skype Premium for a year, woot!) and stood up to get something and they saw my shirt:
There's a story here (don't all of my shirts have fun stories?), right after I first became Hiring and Training Coordinator a million years ago, I went shopping at a ridiculously expensive thrift store in downtown Athens with my roommate. While I couldn't afford most of what they had in the store, they did have this totally random t-shirt that could be taken several ways. I thought it was a pretty awesome descriptor for my new role :-) 

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

The Daily Kelly - Day 267

Hey! Today's picture may be yet another bedtime pic, but at least I made it to bed at a decent time. Woot! I am going to try and get some rest tonight. Wish me luck!
Fancy filter is one of the built in iOS7 filters... I hadn't played with them at all until tonight.

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