Since it's my birthday, and I'm kicking this whole obsessive and narcissistic activity off, and the first picture was taken an hour into the day and right before I went to bed. I'm back to share more selfies.
Here's how I spent my 28th birthday: I went to the eye doctor at 7am (yes, I didn't go to bed until after 1am and I had to be at the eye doctor an hour away from my house at 7am). What can I say? I do know
how to party.
So the eye doctor dilated my eyes. If you’ve never seen me in dim lighting you might not know that I have MASSIVELY MASSIVE pupils and when you dilate them they get like insanely huge and stay that way for a very long time.
So I left the eye doctor's office, wearing my super awesome (only because they were free) slip-on shades (did I also mention that it was only 20 degrees outside?).
"They call me Uni-Brow" (Any Austin Powers fans? Anybody?)
And finally, if you don't believe me about my freakish eyes, this was well over an hour later:
I look like a demon from Supernatural, right?
I also seem to be a little cross-eyed. I think that was just from trying to focus on my phone with my eyes dilated.